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There's a meeting in the Coach's tiny office, complete with mini water cooler, where they argue about the situation. Later, Pitka has dinner with Jane, gets her to move in for a kiss, only to hear a ding on his chastity belt. He tells her it can not be, she doesn't understand and runs out. Next, Pitka tells Darren to write an Apology note to Prudence. Pitka gets in a huge fight with Le Cocq's guard rooster in order to deliver the note.

The R in Drama is Regression. Apparently Darren is afraid of his mom. They confront her at her Church choir but she ends up scaring both Pitka and Darren out of the church with her harsh words. Time is running out so Pitka skips through the rest of the anagram. He distracts Le Cocq with his idol, Celine Dion. Then lies to Prudence, telling her Darren stood up to his mom, getting her to go back to Darren.

At the last game. Le Cocq, having overheard that Darren can't play with his mom in the audience. Gets Darren's mom to sing the national anthem, causing Darren to run out of the game. Meanwhile, Pitka is at the airport, on his way to the Oprah show. He sees the news on TV and defies his agent by going to the game to help Darren. After smoothing things over with his mom. Darren is ok again until Le Cocq says Prudence also said "Damn" to him in bed. Darren freezes and Pitka realizes he needs to distract Darren from whatever is troubling him.

Pitka gets 2 elephants to have sex in the middle of the ring, in front of millions of TV audience. Darren wakes up from his stupor, hits the winning goal and everyone lives happily ever after. Back in the first Indian village, Guru Tugginmypudha removes Pitka's chastity belt, there was a hook in the back. Jane and Pitka kiss. The ending is a musical number with Jane and Pitka dancing Indian musical style.

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